Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

I was going to wonder why TB12 did not look sweaty there, then I remembered that dogs sweat primarily through their paws.

Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Two or three bowls.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

This is Cleveland we’re talking about; they just needed a lighter and they would have had all the hot water they wanted.

Lennay is such a pretty name. You must be very happy.

You tora page out of the history books for that one.

Bang the Bum Slowly

Trouble With the Perv

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

Say what you will about Nick Saban, but I’d be shocked to hear a story like this about him.  His Hideaway Book is just a list of all the games he lost over the years and he uses it to smash his penis on a table whenever he smiles inside.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

Sounds like Tom’s fencing was whitewashed by the whole neighborhood.

I suppose. To me it sounds like “oh a lesser person WOULD complain, but I am just gonna take the high road, look at me being all mature!” Which isn’t not complaining, it’s just trying to be clever about it.

On the flip side, the Warriors had no Steph and just played a back to back over the weekend, while the Cavs had three full days of rest.