“It was the Summer of 2012 when the bus for the Swedish swimsuit team got a flat outside my treehouse on their way to the annual mud-wrestling convention across town...”

Agreed. Making Danica Patrick or any other driver taller wouldn’t make them go faster.

the calm casual comments while upside down after an interstate rollover brought to you today by seatbelts.

I know this isn’t production ready...but this example here wouldn’t meet the exacting standards of a Cabo Mexico fiberglass boat hull repairman.

I'm very skeptical. i'm very skeptical.

This thing was already available back in 10,000 BC, why is everyone talking about it now?

It's called Pounds Sterling, Yank.

And the 2015 award for most contrived and complicated joke set up goes to.....

That sounds like a simple idea, but for multiple reasons would be hideously impractical.

Definitely confirmed

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

With most tires, it's the length of the contact patch that grows with decreased pressure, not the width.

Scottish? Oh dear. He's geordie as fuck... C'mon. We aren't a very big island - England and Scotland aren't even the same country.

Not scottish, Geordie!

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

Oh, you want to buy our engines. I thought you said you wanted to hire my wife. They sound so similar to me.

Driving that thing must be a breeze.

Several British objections to raise with this image:

The pic I posted had the president on the plane. It's Air Force One.