Mazepin talks as he races: There's a ton of spin and then in the end he misses the point.

the mandate will pose a dilemma for those opposed to compulsory vaccination

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

A backfire at at a repair garage, unheard of I know. That’s like finding Oxy at a pharmacy, “they are selling drugs”!

Warning: “That guy” comment inbound.

Jason made the classic mistake of not including the racecar disclaimer at the top of this article. It reads:

Maybe if you did you would have the energy to read the article.

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

Also, by now the flag would probably be white if it’s still there, so everyone will think it was actually the French who were there first.

they DID get a “fix-it ticket”!!!

Maybe he replace the studs instead of bending them back if his car has 600hp?!?!?!?

That scared Morgan!

Get a ruler, draw some lines, he was moving to pass the truck in the outside lane. One must, in fact, get close to the vehicle in front in order to pass it...

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Oh crap... readers are leaders, Murph.

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Counterpoint: Fuck Bernie Ecclestone

No, he is just moving to Florida.