And get your shit together. Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

He should save her life again (figuratively) and convince her not to get married at age 20.

Why do people make this joke? It's like saying "I'm not crying for real, it was [insert particle] instead! I don't want anyone to think I have feelings; my heart is stone, honest." Is wanting to be heartless the joke? I honestly don't get it.

After the first date? I doubt think you need to come out and say "I'm not attracted to you."

This is one of those situations where you don't have control over people's behavior, but you DO have control over your own. Honestly, from what you've written, it doesn't sound like backstabbing. It's not like she went to the company and said damaging things about you. She didn't "steal" your contact. If you provided…

Nope, nope. nope. She should not be in charge of his finances without anyone looking them over. Have her unlink her account and get access to his. She can pay his bills and someone in you family can make sure she doesn't drain his account. Nothing about this sounds right, especially the listing herself, a non family…

Please consider including this bit in your online dating profile, because the women checking out your ad need to know this about you.

That's for mansplaining what we should wear to impress the mens. We care a lot about what makes your boner sad.

Beautiful writing. My opinion is that there is never going to be a perfect time to have a baby. Not in your personal life, and certainly not in the world as a whole. So if you want to do it, go ahead.

impossibly good impressions

A person can recognize her trailblazing while still thinking that she is now just a bitter, mean woman.

Days like this I wish that Obama's death panel that kills elderly citizens was real

I think people should be allow to put their children down as well, as long as it's somewhere someone else will pick them up in a timely manner.

I've always been concerned about my kiddo being left in a hot car. My worries only increased after this whole shit show. Solution for us: we've implemented a policy of texting either a photo of the kiddo at daycare or of the empty backseat. This text must come by 10am from fiancé or 9:30am by me (work schedules…

I had an extremely loud and silly dinner with my kids. We had mac and cheese because everyone likes it, and my eldest told us about his intro day at high school. It was one of those great family moments you just want to preserve in aspic. I love them so much and now I am going to go upstairs and cover their sleeping…

They also took out two Life Insurance policies on the baby totaling about $27,000.

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

I'll be honest: I envy people who don't ever want to have kids. I seriously, legitimately do. I'd love to take all the money that I'll have to put into raising a child a spend it on myself, completely selfishly. I'd love to live every year as an excuse to travel and eat expensive foods.

Well to be fair, most of us are to the left...to the left.