That’s a terrible idea. You definitely shouldn’t send bribes to people, they usually don’t appreciate it.

“Yeah, he really was my friend,” Graham said.

Also, considering you’re supposed to be the Guy Who Writes About College Hoops, why even hate on the Ohio Valley at all after today’s showing? Very nearly had two first round wins. I have no affiliation with it whatsoever, but it ain’t a bad conference. 

Steer with your knee so you can ash your cigar out the window without spilling your Tom Collins

conservatives: you dumbass libs are exaggerating our so-called “obsession” with AOC

You guys, I’m really starting to think that Boomers have always been bad. 

I can’t put into words how wonderful it is to not see that smug bastard Paul Ryan sitting behind Trump, nodding his head up and down with that shit eating grin on his face over every single thing Trump says. 

Na, not a dick. Emails and face to face talks were done. The people who don’t respond and continue to park like idiots are the dicks. Sorry, if you’re on company property, you don’t have as many rights as you think, unless you want to quit. Read your employee handbook and the local laws. There isn’t anything wrong…

At my old employer the safety guy once took the hitch out of the receiver and placed it in the bed of a few trucks that were reverse parked way up over the walkway right by the front entrance. People freaked out “Someone stole my hitch ball!” or “You can’t touch my truck, that’s MY property!” LOL, what a bunch of…

They’d simply shoot Nick for inciting wolves to attack an officer. Then they’d shoot the older male wolf for disorderly conduct and arrest the younger wolf on intent to distribute. The later charge will come about once “evidence” of meth on one of the wolves (despite no prior arrests of said wolf). ICE will detain the…

It would require a major overhaul of our elections. Instant run-offs and a time limit on campaigns would help.

It makes me want to shave my beard. Fuckers appropriate anything.

It’s Fredos all the way down.

Obviously this is projection of the highest order.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

I am absolutely terrible about greeting flight crew, because nothing kicks my autism into “do not talk to me, do not approach me, do not do anything but let me withdraw into my own head until I can get away from this experience, eat a sandwich, and decompress” mode like air travel.

He said the quiet part loud there. 

“I couldn’t control you,”