In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

They are supposed to start policing that on 565 (or any of the roads the Statey’s patrol) more starting this month, we will see if it actually happens.

In Huntsville, AL (and probably any city near a bunch of rural counties) the biggest dick move is people from other counties coming into town and camping in the left-hand lane on restricted highways going the speed limit (+/- 3 mph). This is especially common on the weekends, but a surprising number of people do it…

I would like to nominate all Republicans from here in Alabama. Can throw our Democratic party itself in too as they have managed to be decertified by the national party as they are so dysfunctional.

Specifically for Montreal, the biggest dick move is linguistic. French is the official language here, but most businesses in the city greet you with the ubiquitous “Bonjour-Hi”, and it’s all Shakespeare, no Molière from there on end. Not much of a big deal for bilingual me, but it’s a pet peeve for a lot of English as…

Local Authority Dick Move: Washington, DC’s WMATA (metro) system shutting down 2 of the 3 lines that serve the Virginia suburbs for the entire Summer of 2019 because they were completely negligent in performing track/station maintenance for decades.

In a suburb, not a city, but the biggest widely recognized dick move around here is for bicyclists to treat themselves as cars in the long stretches between lights (it slows down traffic, but it’s legal and fair), but to pop up one the sidewalk and pretend to be pedestrians at corners so that they can blow through the …

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

The Garand actually holds 8 rounds in its m-block clip, but your argument is sound in principal. Then again, there are plenty of .308 high-capacity rifles on the market that hold 20 or more in their magazines and have little less knock-down power than a 30.06. Some of them are quite excellent weapons. So if you…

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

My first thought was, Trump hired a goon to kill him.

I don’t think there is anyone who didn’t see this coming.

Last summer we did a family vacation in the area of Lake Barkley, KY (recommended; that place is pretty as fuck). At the Land Between the Lakes national park, they have a bison/elk preserve section where you drive in a loop and get to see herds of stuff. It’s cool. When we came to the first herd, we got out of the…

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

That fits his usual approach. Invent problem. Tear up existing system. Complain it's too hard to do what he wants. Redo old system. Declare victory. 

Oh oh those two are on my list, I plan to start looking as soon as I get back from holidaying in the Dominican Republic

What is the sound of an entire human skin attempting to crawl right off its assigned body?... Mine is trying to flee right now.

Their food is fine. Their founder is a piece of human garbage.