Ooooh, what about a Kirlian “aura” photo?

The only Raffi that matters.

The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

“train of thought” :-)

Anker SoundCore. Basically anything made by Anker is of the highest quality and performs very well for the price. I own 2 of these and have convinced 5 others to purchase as well. They are super simple to pair/use, sound fantastic and are very loud for the size. I paid $37.99 on Amazon, but it looks like they are so…

Anker SoundCore. Basically anything made by Anker is of the highest quality and performs very well for the price. I…

Does he write his pieces? Because hats off sir, that was great.

Does he write his pieces? Because hats off sir, that was great.

nice!

nice!

That could change the science behind spoilage... Aerating (whipping air into) that could lead to faster spoilage or oxidation.

Its only ridiculous if youre using it for spreading. I rarely spread it in my house, but I cook with it all the time - and when youre doing that its much easier to handle and portion when it isnt soft.

1-pound blocks of butter last weeks in a simple airtight sealed container.

Exactly, I put butter and hot sauce on nearly everything I eat, and I am not ashamed.

The Aristocrats!

Come on, Len Wiseman, just let the man rest.

Ladies who feel good in a bikini top and are computer-literate: You can make a hell of a lot fucking more than $30K doing it yourself, without giving this dipshit a 90% cut.

Y’all got off light. Surely I’m not the only one who remembers Tom the Evil Turkey on This American Life?

That stuff is delicious! Especially with a little silver rum mixed in.

If you are inclined you can get this exact same Sipping Chocolate at Trader Joe’s for less than half the cost. The tins are exactly the same, as is the font on the sticker on the bottom with the expiration date. While I’ve never directly compared the two in taste I would be absolutely shocked if it wasn’t the same…

Ben and Jerry’s Bernie’s Yearning. VCR and tape of Weekend at Bernies. A St. Bernard with a cask filled with Bernie’s Palomas. And his fave, pork chops. So he can literally and figuratively cut the pork.

Obaminaj is the best thing ever and demands realization.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!