Tu-nah.

Unless they bring back the glass atrium, it’s not future proof.

Cold fries are worse than a cold burger, so eat the fries first. 

During every snowstorm there is a run on milk, eggs and bread. So, I guess French Toast.

Arguing which long-syndicated newspaper comic is the least funny is a well with no bottom. Just kidding, the answer is Mallard Fillmore.

Ben and Jerry’s Rainforest Crunch Ice cream.

Alton Brown, obviously.

Put all the Billionaires on a rocket and launch them into space.  Redistribute their wealth.

The correct answer is time standing still, as both Futurama and Brooklyn 99 have proven.

Put these terrorists on the no fly list.

My hot take is the song is awful, and the only reason it has retained it’s popularity is because it’s really awesome to scream “five golden rings.” Every other lyric blows.

Remember the time she got a secret briefing back in February about how bad Covid was gonna be, and while she the rest of the GOP downplayed the seriousness, she and her husband sold off a bunch of stock in advance of the market crashing once things got bad?

Time is meaningless. Listen to Christmas Music if it makes you happy. 

Homeopathic ginger ale?

Chocolate chip cookies, made with dark chocolate chips and pecans, slightly under-cooked. 

Poison, Poison, tasty fish.

Of all the 2020 problems so far, not enough CO2 being dumped into the atmosphere is the one I am least concerned about. 

Ok, sure. You can use my comment, if this is real. Please provide a link to the article when it’s published.

The correct solution is put salt in both and use a pepper-grinder.