This is not the remake of “Last Man on Earth” I wanted or expected.

Just to be clear, mince meat pie contains meat, but mincemeat pie is made of apples, dates, cherries, etc?

Doing Thanksgiving for five, and we spent about $150 total, but that includes beer/wine.  

Does this make Necco wafers the Moxie of hard candies? 

What, exactly, is the curry made out of? Dexited Pokemon?

So, they copied the raiding mechanic from Pokemon Go? This is is a welcome addition.

The sun never sets on the McDonald’s empire.

Tampon commercials have been preparing for years for this development. 

So the problem is the graphite tips?  3.6 out of 10, Nintendo. Not Great. Not Terrible.

Dangit. 

Thanks for tanking the market for my CBD infused Probiotic beer, Kate.  You’ll be hearing from my lawyers. 

Xatu sees your future. Lampert knows when you die. Think Xatu tells Lampert so Lampert can steal your soul? Not cool, Xatu, not cool at all. 

True, but until my neighbor’s garden can supply the restaurant with tomatoes, I will refrain from having them added to my to-go order.

I have a theory on this behavior. The people who do this, as children would tattle to adult authority figures (parents, teachers, etc) when things did not go they way they liked.  Now, as grown-ups, they can’t tattle to an adult, so they tattle to the adult-adults, by calling 911.

I have a theory on this behavior. The people who do this, as children would tattle to adult authority figures (parents, teachers, etc) when things did not go they way they liked.  Now, as grown-ups, they can’t tattle to an adult, so they tattle to the adult-adults, by calling 911.

Tomatoes are gross. Keep those limp, flavorless, mushy things off my burger. Unless it’s get a fresh, local tomato, I’ll go without, thanks.  

You’re not the boss of me.

Is it Nhilist Arby’s? The answer is Nihilist Arby’s.

I’m free Saturday.