Love makes you do stupid things...

I don't know. I've had an Uber driver ask me my opinion on abortion before. It was an unpleasant experience.

I’m sure that everything will be fine. It’s not like taking down super villians and giant lizards are difficult things to do.

I haven’t seen someone drown, but my wife and I spend August at her family’s beach house in Malaga. Now, in Malaga, there are these restaurants that sit literally on the sand called chiringuitos. So there’s the boardwalk, and then the beach, on which a sits these restaurants where they grill sardines and other seafood…

I thought you were an autonomous collective....

Australia: where a thousand-mile quest to bestow several day-old Whoppers seems perfectly normal, apparently.

It’s a Burger Republic ruled by the Queen of a far-away land.

Oh Shit the Jello-O molds...this is a horrible thing to say but when my gramma’s senses were starting to fail, she would serve....crunchy jell-o molds, because she couldn’t quite tell when the jello-o powder was thoroughly mixed. she was also notorious for putting sugar on salads. there were coleslaws with more parts…

You don’t need a calculator. The answer is easy.

For the record, maple trees are deciduous DELICIOUS!

Poor Coach Fedders.

You’re not.

“Mary Hartman! Mary Hartman!”

My husband has done this. Also with rice and oatmeal.

I read this is “Maple trees are delicious”

A friend of mine managed to burn soup recently. Fortunately she didn’t burn her house down at the same time.

The first night I ever worked as a busboy was at a 250-seat banquet, open bar. One gentleman passed out face-first into his soup. Does that count?