Seriously. I assume that is some kind of euphemism for something gross and indigestible.

I do if I eat it out my gal’s exhaustpipe.

Same. But maybe like, normal piccata with a side of alfredo for dipping? Because I love salt and lemons AND garlic butter cream goddamn it.

A family friend used to work there and he said he used to get people routinely ordering repulsive substitutions, like “I’ll have the chicken piccata with alfredo sauce” and then sending it back or trying to get it comped because it tasted bad...

lol, maybe! I haven’t regularly watched the Simpsons in years. But sounds about right. ;-)

They don’t teach that at Stanford.

I hate your use of “we”

MARRY ME

Not enough stars.

You’re not alone. If I ever decide to try the sandwich, I’m demanding they mix all three of sauces together...

It annoys me to no end. Not even anything to do with the food itself, just that he clearly says a sauce should have all three and they come back with “fuck it, we know better”.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Do you know if that is policy at all restaurants in the Landry’s umbrella or just Landry’s Steakhouse?

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

It makes me think of My Big Fat Greek Wedding: “What you mean he don’t eat no MEAT?....It’s okay, I make lamb”.

Would you like some crunchy on top?