Clearly the least realistic part of a movie series about space wizards and laser swords. 

To be fair, with the way ocean levels are rising, giant sea horse might be a viable solution.

Threeses?

Dear Salty Waitress: The service was slow at my favorite restaurant when I brought a big party there on a Friday night. Should I burn it to the ground?

Yeah, I saw a documentary on this.

I love how Ben Wyatt is wearing a Letters to Cleo shirt in the gif, and they have a callback to it in the series finale when the band plays on the show.

Can we talk about Tina’s sexual harassment of Duncan? Cause that was not okay.

So, I used to be a restaurant food photographer. I get the impulse. You’re enjoying some good food, you want to share it with friends and family. I came to a couple realizations, though. One, food photos, taken with my phone, with either the phone flash or restaurant lighting, rarely come out good. And I’m not a…

Hot Take: Phones, tablets, tvs, laptops and their various cables don’t belong in the bedroom.  Not staring at a screen before bed will vastly improve your sleep, and those notifications can wait till morning.  

Hot Take: Phones, tablets, tvs, laptops and their various cables don’t belong in the bedroom.  Not staring at a…

You can pry my peanut butter and jelly and cheese sandwich out of my cold, dead hands, Gwen.

1:1. Perfectly balanced.

So, according to that foodsaftey.gov link, I have to throw out basically everything in the fridge.

Deviled eggs is the best eggs. Does that count as hard-boiled?

It’s fishes fry.  Fish is the noun.

Nobody tell them about the NYC Bodega cats.  

Les Degens Quebecois.  

Perfect choice for waffle-O cereal.  It counts as breakfast, so a waffle-bowl makes sense.  

Perfect choice for waffle-O cereal.  It counts as breakfast, so a waffle-bowl makes sense.  

Can we fight about anchovies instead, cause anchovies on pizza are great. Wait, nevermind, more anchovies for me, fewer anchovies for anybody else.

I thought the headline said “anti-vacation” rant, which would have been much more hilarious, and much less depressing.  

Eh, I’ve had a good run.