“Luxury Christmas Tree Gin Flavored Salted Hand-Cooked Crisps.”

Thank you for linking the Gallery of Regrettable food, one of the best places on the internet.

So I get that it’s pop as in soda, but I thought it was pop as in popsicle, and I was very excited for a moment.

You’re gonna need a bigger box.

The hottest of all hot takes.  

If running an all you can eat restaurant is like selling insurance, than like insurance companies will drop people who have had too many auto accidents or speeding tickets, the restaurant should be free to ban customers who challenge the limits, like the guy who spent multiple days at a Vegas buffet.

He’s a Doctor, so he’s more important than us regular plebes, that’s why he needs a special certificate letting him use his phone.  

Reasons to get a real Christmas tree:

Just make sure the cookie sheets fit in the freezer.

I’m just glad this controversy has been sealed.

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.

“Thanks for adding extra protein to our meals. Thanks for making my parents’ cooking seem favorable by comparison. Thanks for not being as terrible as the school board.”

I’ve been boycotting their terrible burgers for years.  

So, I shouldn’t be pouring it in my ear? Well, learn something new every day.

So, immortality is 20 minutes on a sunny day?

Did you make the mistake of using this recipe?

The only way Bills, playoff and win will appear in a sentence together.

Or you could hold the door for and be respectful of everyone, like an actual good person.

I guess they just wanted to be Post Post Malone.

To be fair, Trump can’t go two sentences without lying, so his fears are not unfounded.