Shoulda got the Pizza Insurance.

How does one become a professional forager? Are there certifications involved? Is it a degree program or can I go to a foraging trade school?

I saw a documentary about this.

AV Club commenters, the best and brightest people in the world, obviously.

Reply all already covered this. Facebook isn’t using your microphone to spy on you. They already know so much about you that they don’t need to.

I would be more inclined to have an opinion on this if it wasn’t 90 degrees out right now. What I’m saying is let’s all stop this pointless fight and enjoy an ice cold Triple-Mocha Frappichino(tm) at our favorite Starbucks.  

I wouldn’t be so sure.

So, Feudalism?  

I don’t want to seem harsh, but if you’re poisoned by mushrooms after taking foraging advice from an instagram influencer, maybe that’s just nature’s way of thinning the herd.

Reminds me of the Sideshow Bob defense. Attempted collusion! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give out a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

I guess semisolid meat slurry wasn’t a catchy enough name, so they went with bologna instead.

Attack of the Clones is worse than The Force Awakens. Come at me.

Patio Season, the two weeks in August where it’s safe to go outside in Canada without getting hypothermia or being eaten by bears.

You spelled Moonbeam City wrong.

With 350 employees/customers.  The busiest mall in America.

I had no idea Don Jr was a fan of The Takeout.

I might not have fully understood the question.

Where is the crunchy burnt shell? The crunchy burnt shell is the best part of meatloaf.

Hot Take: Cadbury’s chocolate is bad.  

I still haven’t been issued my power-armor.  Do I contact Soros directly, or should I start with Rob Reiner?