Hambone.

Wow, I am shocked, shocked, that the restaurant that sells cheap tacos at 1 am is the best stoner restaurant.

I read the headline as the couple spent their 50th wedding anniversary getting into a fight at Burger King.  

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

Bubble is missing from this list. 

SPOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does adding guac to the milkshake cost extra?

Grade F Meat. Mostly circus animals. Some filler.

Watching a movie on Christmas that’s not Die Hard.  Your opinions are invalid.

Face your fears, try the pink. It won’t kill you. You might even like it.

Is this the dystopian future where corporations pay to name children after brands?

Remember in the first origin game when Lara felt awful about having to kill someone? I guess it gets easier each time, cause now she’s snapping necks and head-shotting enemies point-blank.

You’re supposed to peel them?

Good thing the Supreme Court says this is cool. Private business and all.

Seems as good a use for dominos pizza as any.

I got an idea, why don’t they add some internal kitchens near the seating and bar areas. We’ll need a new term for these stationary food trucks, though. Rest-aur-ant?

Spicy food cools the body down, so add some cayenne pepper to your coffee.

Name checks out.

working-class mechanic who agrees to become a test subject for a slippery technocrat

The answer is it’s both. It is a vegetable and a fruit. All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits.