Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich are still good, though, right?

Blaine the Mono.

Nihilist Arby’s is the only brand you need to follow on Twitter.

So, just like the ball pit we all enjoyed as children?

• 5 Oreos, creme scraped out and consumed

What I want to know is why the spoofers bother with this game? Wouldn’t it be more fun to play one of the many other Pokemon games that are more fun to play at home. Without actually going out in the world and meeting other players, Pokemon Go is kind of a crappy way to play Pokemon.

Aussies put Vegeta on their Mulva?

Montly? Try again, Amazon.

So, this is posted in /r/moviecirclejerk, so it’s best to assume it’s heavily ironic. That subreddit is people imitating the terrible posts typical of /r/movies.

He’s going to hit up the Pink Pony later, obviously.

I think I got it wrong. It’s only a deal-breaker when it involves underage boys.

Remember when pedophilia was a deal-breaker for the right?

Meowmeowbeenz, you mean?

Sounds like school cafeteria style.

Speaking of Faith No More, did you know this is a real thing?

What makes Die Hard not a Christmas movie? It takes place on Christmas, the whole soundtrack is Christmas music, and more importantly, the movie is about a father doing whatever it takes to see his (estranged/separated) wife and kids for Christmas.

A chocolate malted? Does Trump have some sort of time portal into the 1950s? Actually, this would explain a lot.

Just give cash.

How many does it take before the steak topped with mozzarella sticks seems like a good idea?

My family’s tried and true method: Round up the kids and drive to the tree farm. Find a tree you like, decide that one’s not quite good enough. Spend 45-60 minutes marching all around the farm looking at trees. Finally settle on the first one you picked.