Can we give Paxton Lynch some sort of special award for accounting for 100% of the Interceptions vs the Raiders Defense?

They didn’t even bother coming up with a fake name or plausible story or even get a phone number with the right area code.

Steely Dan is the greatest band that there’s ever been.

Counterpoint: Have dinner at 2 PM and you can still have leftovers at 7.

Limetown: A fictional podcast styled like an NPR show investigating a mysterious disappearance that happened 10 years ago. Warning: Season 1 ends on a spoiler and Season 2 hasn’t come out yet. But it’s the perfect length for a binge session.

Supposedly a second Marty:

I’m no soccer expert, but was hiring John Taffer the right choice?

So it sucks not because it’s popular, but because it;s popular with the kinds of people you don’t like. I guess that’s the distinction you wanted to make, sure, fine.

Brock killed a guy, and he’s still not the worst QB performance of the week.

Okay, so why is now a bad time to get into D&D?

Ah yes, the old “It’s popular, therefore it sucks” argument.

Hot take: They look kind of dumb.

Hot take: They look kind of dumb.

Not pictured: Three men in a boat, to say nothing of the dog.

Xboxes One X. It’s like Whoppers Junior. One and X are adjectives.

Milk Drinker.

They’re seasonal? I’ve been using them year round.

They’re seasonal? I’ve been using them year round.

Fox News: Are we the baddies?

I like how the Monopoly strategy involves angrily pointing at the rulebook while everybody argues with you about whether you can build houses or skip straight to hotels. At least it guarantees you’ll never have to play Monopoly again, so everybody wins.

Turns out going with what Cave Johnson recommends isn’t the best way to pick an insurance company.

I really want to talk about the time I hit a ghost-dog. Late at night I was driving down a Vermont state highway heading home at a pretty good clip, but the road is empty and I know it well. Going around a slow corner and I see coming into view was what looked like the face of a pug dog. I hit the brakes, swerving to…