Bowe did it. That’s why joined the army to go Afghanistan and then deserted. Guilt over killing Hae.

As Pagano is not a giant pile of oxy, he’s correct in his assessment.

It’s pronounced Mail-Kimp.

Deadspin history disagrees with you:

Didn’t a horse with the first annual Deadspin Sportshuman of the Year?

But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done and I will get you home.

Use the Force, Harry.

THE NEXT PRESiDENT NEEDS TO MAKE iT MANDATORY FOR EVERY POLiCE CAR iN AMERiCA TO HAVE 1 WHiTE COP AND 1 BLACK COP iN iT, TO HELP STOP RACiSM

Strange women lying in ponds distributing whoppers is no basis for a system of government! Supreme burger power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!

Australia doesn’t acknowledge the burger monarchy.

I came to post this. My work is done.

I used the same excuse for getting blitzed on Goldschläger and waking up without pants last weekend.

The fried chicken there is amazing.

Correct answer: All of it.

The best thing about this movie is how mad the Heinlein fans get because it makes fun of the pro-fascist messages in the source material.

Winter is coming.

I demand more shotgun victory formations.

That too.

For the record, maple trees are deciduous.