Ferrari.

So much for my sugar-frosted hot dogs idea.

I have no issues with this plan.

That sounds like something I would have ordered when I was younger and foolish.

Is that two submissions from the Cheesecake Industrial Complex? I haven’t been there in over a decade, but it’s good to know their menu, serving sizes and clientele are as ridiculous as ever.

Didn’t you have a whole article on crop-dusting customers?

Now let’s contemplate who Bernie Sanders’s go-to pop royal should be.

Isn’t that where Homer and Marge go to rekindle their marriage? And they get stuck in the Utility Room because the other rooms are booked?

My two step method for beating insomnia:

Also, get the proper license if you’re going to drive a motorcycle.

Olives and banana peppers on a gluten free pizza sounds awful. I think I’d rather have chicken nuggets with the 10 year olds.

What are you, Chicken?

I was supposed to tip at Shake Shack? I always get confused with these restaurants where you order at a counter then they serve it to you.

Oh Hai, Mark.

Buy one unnecessarily gendered product, get another free.

Buy one unnecessarily gendered product, get another free.

Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Oh...mother likes her food hot. Mother likes hot food. Food....hot food...mother must have it

You are the hero this world deserves.

Will you survive? Maeby.