I was ambushed into my first real cooking job at White Wolf Lodge in Yosemite National Park when one of the cooks decided wandering off drunk into the forest was better than working.

Fried Oyster:

For the night is dark, and full of terrors.

Dunkin Donuts has great tacos, but they better have engraved thermoses.

So about as good as their other food, then?

I could sure go for some tacos. I wonder if there is a Carl’s Jr Nearby.

You can have all my green peppers as well. Green peppers are the worst.

Station Eleven is a great book, included in that Kindle Sale. It’s a beautiful novel that centers around a traveling Shakespeare Troupe in the Post Apocalyptic US.

Station Eleven is a great book, included in that Kindle Sale. It’s a beautiful novel that centers around a traveling…

High five.

I went to a Nicki Minaj concert last weekend. Nicki and Meek seem to really love eachother, but chatting with other people before the show, it seems like her fans are just waiting for them to break up, and he’s beneath her. This doesn’t really have anything to do with the story, I just wanted to brag about going to…

He should hire Drake.

So, it’s better than Amazing Spiderman 2?

U Talkin U2 to me?

Fewer.

You must spend a lot of time squinting.

Always wear sunglasses at night.

You want your Crab Rangoon?

I am glad somebody posted this.

I miss Friendly’s.

How do you fit the virgin in the monogrammed thermos?