Picture of the suspect.

As long as you serve it in a stemmed glass and let it breathe.

This is why I could never be a blogger. That and I’m currently wearing pants.

Do you rim the glass with angel dust like salt for a margarita?

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Yeah, that place must be a nightmare to work at.

Came looking for Megaforce. Am not disappointed.

My favorite part is when he tries to put on the fire by blowing on it.

Yep.

Amanda’s story reminds me of a tale that was passed down to me second hand. Now in this story I represent neither the customer nor the server. The restaurant in question was the Sunset Grille or something, a popular restaurant/bar known for having a large variety of beer on tap and on bottles. Anyways, the place was…

Dibs.

Like most things in life, has been covered on a This American Life Episode.

Best mascot:

As the King of Olive Garden*, I approve this.

Laser background or GTFO.

The High Sparrow has one awesome Popemobile.