I assume one of the 12 movies available is Grave of the Fireflies.

I remember they used the same advertising theory as OK Cola, targeting the marketing to Gen Xers who didn’t have any money.

I worked for a notoriously high-calorie, large-portion casual dining chain that specialized in having an obscene selection of cheesecakes on their dessert menu.

Rediscovering their Mojo = Momentum?

Here’s hoping my Stone Broth (tm) product really takes off.

If they really want to give directions like my family:

Entirely my incompetence. If not for the location, I would have sworn the Dairy Queen story was about me.

This brings back memories of the awful summer I spent employed at Little Caesar’s and the time I was fired from Dairy Queen for general incompetence.

Ehh, Bud is too aggressively bland for the joke to work.

It’s been done already.

Just reminds me how much better it would be if Will Arnett was playing Batman.

Well, that was before they sold out to Unilever.

This is exactly what I am proposing.

Flavor Graveyard***

Ben & Jerry's release an ice cream burrito on 4-20.

RIP Harris Wittels.

Are the eggs covered in french fries?

Do they put french fries on the salads?

I was (and unfortunately still am) a server at a "family" restaurant with a giant smiling cookie as their mascot and a theme song that played after every episode of Mister Roger's Neighborhood. During the summer, all of the restaurants within the company celebrate Smiley's Birthday Party, complete with a visit from…

Marriage is Over.