Craig at 31? This list is somehow more wrong than the breakfast cereal one.
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Anyone else reminded of the lights on the pizza delivery car in Snow Crash that imitated a fire to encourage other cars to get out of the way?
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I disagree. This movie was everything I wanted in a Dead or Alive game. I stand by my belief that it's one of the best video game movies ever made.
Two minutes seems really short. Are you leaving the eggs on the still warm (electric) burner after turning the burner off?
Parks and Recreation. The sign is from the Season 3 episode: The Fight. Dennis Cooper, the Pawnee Health department head posts signs all over city hall insuating his wife cheated on him and has Chlamydia. Chris Teager (played by Rob Lowe, pictured) has to fire him. The episode's main plot is Leslie trying to get…
Was this bill written by Dan Cooper?
I can't eat this. I am allergic to red.
Update:
an audiobook of Tig Notaro reading The Importance of Being Earnest.
Sure, you can file this one firmly in the extraneous kitchen gadgets category, but extraneous kitchen gadgets can be awesome!
Sure, you can file this one firmly in the extraneous kitchen gadgets category, but extraneous kitchen gadgets can be…
The little basket that comes inside most teapots.
The little basket that comes inside most teapots.
As much as I want Story #6 to be true, taking something that just got out of the deep fryer and pressing it up to your genitals sounds incredibly painful.
Wait a minute, can we talk about this story instead:
Can anybody explain how this movie ended up in theaters instead of on Lifetime?
Not tender enough. Cook it till it is more tender.
She's from Canada. We met at summer camp.
At an old job I had a co-worker who stuck his hand in a running snowblower. I couldn't decide between being sympathetic of his hand injury and making fun of him for sticking his hand in a snowblower without turning it off first.