I require my travel mugs to be monogrammed, though.

I require my travel mugs to be monogrammed, though.

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first MPreg, now Watersports? I wonder when the Jez article on Gor is coming out.

Hee-Haw!

You spelled "Starting Geno Smith" wrong in the headline.

Only if they invent synthetic oreos.

Maybe he's dressing as Phil Ken Sebbin for Halloween.

Tru but u don't just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body is taken for my boyfriend."

So am I, really.

This list is fantastic, as is your hatred of all things tomato. Tomatoes are such an overrated fruit.

McDonalds and Coke, here is my unsolicited advice that will save your companies.

Spoiler alert, turns out it's Robin Thicke.

Sorry, I only use vegan ice cubes. They're the only ones free of bugs.

Flush the toilet, you fucking hippie.

Wasn't this the basis of a Portlandia sketch?

Any tuesday that's not a regular tuesday. You know that feeling sometimes when it's tuesday and everything seems off? That's an alternate Tuesday.

I'll only have it when it's served on a Friday.

What if I am a fruit fly?

Do you know where I can acquire a monogrammed thermos? I am in need of one.