Sorry, Fish Fry Friday is only served on alternate Tuesdays.

Yes, but the fish are gluten free, so you should be fine.

Vegan steak, in that it's from a cow that ate only vegetables.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

Of. All. Time.

This movie is the greatest. Whenver Scy Fy has a Face/Off marathon, I am disappointed that it's that show about makeup artists and not this movie. I still think Hard Target is the most John Woo of any of his Hollywood productions, though, if just for the climatic battle taking place in a warehouse filled with Mardi…

Could have used more vegan options.

Were the cookies vegan?

In the immortal words of the philosopher Homer Simpson: "Everything looks bad if you remember it."

Zero. Use shredded cheese.

Harassment and a 13% tip. Brian sounds like a real great guy.

Should I dump the pepsi all over the steak, too?

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

Both of those things. Salt makes food taste good, and increasing the boiling point of the water (which is why it takes longer to boil) makes it hotter when you cook your pasta, which cooks it faster and better.

U talking U2 to me?

I've had good luck with UrbanSpoon's user reviews.

Does rinsing the steak off accomplish anything besides contaminating your kitchen sink? Because it's not recommended by the USDA. I'll let you decide for yourself if you can let the Government decide what's safe, but personally I'll skip that step.

Be sure to have a twin you can frame the crime on, just in case.

I'm glad somebody realized the original title "black eye for the white girl" was problematic.

I'm more offended by the fact that the video was recorded in portrait.