I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's.

So ... a glass of milk?

Carpool lane, here I come.

Just sing her this song:

How can a list of four items be so wrong?

Stress is so stressful. I need to lie down while lying down.

Did the last person often complain about bats?

Things flying over my head are also stressful. I should go lie down.

That's not very helpful.

Like what? Please tell me, trying to guess is so stressful.

Could have used more vegan options.

How much do you think Elihu tipped his "water?" I'm guessing it was less than two dollars.

He forgot the #1 rule of Nightvale. If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

I don't get why you don't like Elise's review. The worst thing about a buffet is when they have too many options. That's why the best buffets have one main dish, one side and one vegetable. And just water to drink, cause picking a type of soda is way to stressful.

You had me at Amy Pond.

What's with the lemons? The fruit featured in the video is bananas, apples and lemons. I think I get what the bananas and apples signify, but I do not get the lemons. Maybe the lemons are feelings?

So, men like to smell food, such as bread, where as women like to domestic scents, like bread?

It's an investment. Rent it out to appear in 10,000 movies and it'll pay for itself.

At least now I know how to say proud racist in Emoji.