I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening…

This has always bugged me. What exactly is tow-headed? I always picture some sort of farming implement, but I don't think that's correct.

How was the phone dressed?

That depends. Where any hedge fund managers telling you to wear a different bikini? If not, you were in the wrong Hamptons.

It sounds awful. Does the job actually pay, or is the reward getting to go to the Hamptons?

Tea brewed this way has more tannic acid than hot brewed tea/iced tea. Some people love the flavor that adds. Other people find the flavor to be excessively bitter.

Pro-tip for sun tea lovers. It doesn't have to be brewed in the sun. Just leave the pitcher brewing on your kitchen counter for hours. No need to leave it in a common area and risk it getting stolen or contaminated. (That is, any more contaminated that it would be by the bacteria that thrive in tea brewed at room…

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When did pretzel bun become the new ciabatta? Not that I'm complaining.

And at least one piece of notebook paper.

#NotAllBrians

Hip-Hop triple X chicken scratchers with Fresno-style broccoli rolls

Gross.

No, I was referring to these:

What about Doritos Tacos Locos flavored Doritos? Doritos made to taste like Doritos flavored tacos. I swear that was a thing that actually happened.

Mmmmm, butter sundae.

Can I still make fun of people who drink raw milk?

The good news is if the relationship doesn't work, you'll both be too lazy to break up.

Have you tried goats blood? It's always worked for me in the past.

Captain Marvel.