No assigned seats. Food is served buffet style in little stations. There's a drummer between the Bride and Groom during the ceremony. Extra reverb on the Best Man's speech.

Fashion of Shazam?

• The inside of a rotting whale carcass

#Ravenclaw4Life

Me in health class talking to the kid next to me: I heard AIDS came from monkeys.

Among the 2% who are paedophiles are priests, bishops and cardinals.

Life After Archie?

This is a terrible idea. There aren't enough vegan options in McDonalds to keep your Wedding guests happy.

You beat me to it.

I had a roommate who would reuse dental floss. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't leave them in the living room to dry out. Another roommate would save paper towels that had been used to pat down raw chicken breasts, and use those paper towels when cleaning the kitchen.

The perfect way to win back/stalk my ex.

Can you link to the review, or would that expose where you worked? Is it the Blue Spider-Crab. I hope it's the Blue Spider-Crab.

Half life 3 confirmed.

Could have used more vegan options, Kathy. Could have used more vegan options.

Hey, I was promised duck marriage, and I demand to get duck marriage.

Wannabe is 18, Forrest Gump is 20? Stop making me feel old.

And people who leave the TV on to keep their pets company.

I sure hope so.

See catjuggalar's comment.

That's enough Andrew Lloyd Webber