Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I admit I had to go look it up. Hopefully we will have more Blue Spider-Crab stories in the future.

I've never been there. I hear good things about their Gruyere Islet Biscuits, though.

Another Blue Spider-Crab story? That place must be awful to work at.

Crab Man, is that you?

Actually, it makes more sense to get married if you think love won't last forever. When a couple breaks up, splitting up property and assets and establishing custody rights becomes a lot easier if they were married than if they were just living together. Additionally, there's issues of medical decision making should…

Up until now? Gawker posted this a week ago:

"I put on my robe and wizard hat ..."

Should we tell Ben Stein he's being scammed, or let him figure it out on his own?

I feel bad for the family, but when you post a job offer on Craigslist that says "We can't pay you, but we offer free room and board" This is the kind of situation you put yourself in.

You Lika the jus?

The Fairsley Difference. Our Seafood is not Radioactive.

The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Can I go now?

Counterpoint: Robot Dinosaurs.

Could have used more vegan options.

That's good!

Congrats. I expect more vegan options in the future.

The frogurt is also cursed.

At least she's not taking a selfie with a tiger.