Could have used more vegan options.

Could have used more vegan options.

Yo.

Could have used more vegan options.

He looked at me and said, "I thought polenta is that thing that comes out after a baby is born."

So ... a soda fountain?

Could have used more vegan options.

Could have used more vegan options.

Elven King? Please.

Iconic looks, famous movie appearance, cocaine scandal. How much more 80s can you get?

Except for the two League MVPs he won with Gisele, after winning zero before dating her. This only works if you define winning as super bowl championships, and assign a teams success completely on the QB.

Could have used some vegan options.

Indeed. Some friends who are pretty devoted to it gave me a test run over the weekend. They are both active, fit people who eat really well and are basically vegan

Perfect way to cut birthday cake: So that you get most of the B spelled out in chocolate chips on your piece.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Russia is not a communist state.

I agree, this trend in funerals is creepy.

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is."

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