We've all been there before: you have too many drinks and you need to get sober as quick as possible. Someone around you tells you about their sure-fire way to get sober. It's almost always drinking coffee, but you might also hear that you can sober up by taking a cold shower. Unfortunately, none of these things work.

I always prefered WD-40 anyways.

She was amazing on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast.

Their Parmesan Cove biscuits are the best.

Centaurides.

Discussing Fantomas is never off topic.

I think we all know who's really behind this:

Honorable mention: Afternoon Delight.

Sport Mode.

The second one is the opposite of revenge, yes? It's Injustice being served. Unless the Manboy is a Judge.

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.

Thanks for sharing.

How do I sign? That is, as long as signing isn't a lot of work.

Cosmos is telling me the truth, though, right? I mean, except for the claim that lead poisoning lead to the fall of the Roman Empire. I understand that theory isn't supported by mainstream archaeologists.

What!?

Counterpoint:

A driverless car owner neglects routine maintenance and doesn't replace worn brake discs. The software fails to account for the increased stopping distance and crashes into my car. I end up in a long, drawn out fight between my insurance company, the other car's insurance company, the auto manufacturer and the owner…