This:

Should have double dog dared him. That trump card can't be refused.

Portabella Mushrooms for burgers: A portabella mushroom has the same shape of a burger: round and thick. They go great on a bun with toppings. Be warned there are mushroom haters out there. I'm married to one. Try veggie burgers instead.

Jaime, Podrick and Brienne?

Can I go now?

Why would I be mad at something so awesome? If anything is be mad at myself for being so late.

You know what's the worst? Getting on Yelp, searching for Ice Cream, and it's all fucking froyo places.

The frogurt is also cursed.

Yes.

Leftover ice cream? Does not compute.

Also works against Mountain Lions.

I hung out with my friends all night playing D&D. Best Prom Ever.

The Ion seems to be missing from the list.

Apparently they also sell pizza, so this is called flatizza to differentiate the two.

Go Double or go home. The worst part of both those sandwiches is the bread, so why not go with the option that bypasses bread altogether.

"Rip off your employer for me, and I'll give you a few bucks." Does this method work at the bank, too?

Should have gone with the Lasers background.

Why use a paper clip when the perfect bag clip is right there in the office with you?

Are you implying that Maleficent-style wings are anything less than awesome? Because if so, we need to have words.

Law of Conservation of Ninjutsu.