BrianFowler
BrianFowler
BrianFowler

But what if Nancy Drew was set in space? The Secret of the Old Clock could be that it’s off by twelve minutes due to relativistic time dilation.

Spider-Man 2 is clearly the best superhero movie, so of course it's better than homecoming!

linebacker Antwione Williams was flagged and subsequently fined $20,054

For this we shall dub them unforgiven.

Broowns fans, just be happy you didn’t have to deal with nearly 8 years of fucking Millen.

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

Or is it Jortles?

I hope that after 2019 Bortles puts on Groucho Glasses and plays as Jake Jortles. 

God, Jason is a delight.

The Jaguars last game of the playoffs:

UCF is ranked in the top 25. They are also the reigning national champions. You’re the prime example of why college football and its fanbase gets derided so thoroughly. And so you know, the season doesn’t start until the conference title games are over and the playoff selection committee manages to fuck over a

It’s not that the other games were FBS. It’s just that it doesn’t really start until the champs play. Now it’s started. 

You beat me to the punch. Northwestern actually looks good, but it’s against Purdue. Guess I’m a pervert...

Jesus Christ, man, what’s next? You sound like we should actually get police officers to stop murdering unarmed citizens instead of just clamoring for football players to stand for the National Anthem! What kind of drugs are you takin’, boy? Don’t you realize this is America?

I don’t know, it seems like maybe the reason she gave for not watching football is a more important issue for the sports yakkers to address than the effect not watching has on a morning show? Maybe?

Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

I recently heard a local radio commercial from a Kia dealer (shocking, I know) guaranteeing up to $30,000 in credit towards the purchase of a car as long as the buyer makes $350 a week, it’s the classic “if you have a job, we can get you approved!”