David Brooks whines about everything.

Unlike its predecessor Fire Emblem: Three Houses, players have an unlimited number of opportunities to rewind their ill-fated moves.

But it’s not a stolen design included on a fictional game character. Sure, if you gave that design to Lara Croft and called it a day, I’d say that stealing the design without permission. But if you’re re-creating the likeness of a real human being, who bears the ink on his real person, I think it’s a stretch to say…

Consensus seems to be they secured #2 all time best halftime performance.

Oh. Ohhhhh....  oh!

When Homer was designing his dream car and said that every car should have that little ball on the antenna that helps you find yours in a crowded parking lot?

It was YEARS before I realized that that was a joke about what a terrible idea that would be.

YEARS.

I think the debate is whether the “once” was seeing Hank do it just then, or some previous instance where someone said goodbye to a shoe.

I just want to know the development story of Emperor’s New Groove. How did a fairly normal Disney love story with 8 Sting songs turn into the funniest thing they’ve ever made in a Warner/Bugs Bunny style?

Simple request. Search for and release all the body camera footage that shows this cop frisking down a white man who was jaywalking...

I feel bad for kid-you with a GameGear.

I believe Peter Mavia was the maternal grandfather of The Rock.  That is what my uncle tells me.  He is a wrestling junkie.

Maybe netflix could fix their terrible auto-preview Samsung app that makes me want to cancel my subscription, before dumping Samsung TV’s...

Happy and sad today. Happy that Jalopnik is humming along, but sad I had to delete Deadspin from my bookmarks. Take care of yourself Alanis.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Can we all just admit now, that we all were wrong, and that the singular reason to watch MNF is to listen to Booger lose his shit?

Bonilla Day, a recognized federal holiday, is July 1st, every year until 2035. Get your shit together.

Still less than they paid Bobby Bonilla on September 19.

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.