The letter came before Young talked shit about him to SI. That’s how he was able to talk about the letter to SI, in the SI interview in which he talked shit about Fisher.

Does this bandanna make me look fat?

I know you’re trolling, but right now the most popular wrestler outside of WWE is an openly bisexual guy who’s doing a romantic storyline with his tag team partner.

This was just on some rando cable network with a three digit number, and I must admit, I watched it again. It really isn’t good. Bad tropes aside though, man William Dafoe is a really really really great actor.

People that insult Ebert are dead to me. That man knew how to review movies.

Ebert was such a good writer. When he literally lost his voice due to his jaw cancer surgeries, he took to blogging and wrote some amazing things. His website is still a trove of great reviews covering about 40 years of his work.

I still don’t understand why golf and tennis require absolute silence. I’m sure it’d be a lot easier for a major leaguer to drill a 98mph fastball into the upper deck without 60,000 screaming maniacs.

Fuck you

The crowd I used to watch PPVs with were, like, the inspirations for the Silicon Valley characters.

Sacks are not the end-all, be-all, and simply counting them can be misleading, but conceptualizing his career as a ‘win-loss’ record of 6,650-30 is a pretty telling way to do it.

We didn’t allow that defense when actual Nazis tried it post-WWII. I’m sure as shit not taking it now. If waterboarding is torture (for the sake of argument, if it’s not then it’s near as makes no difference) then she oversaw a program that tortured people. This should be anathema to everything America says it holds…

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

Imagine how much fun it was to cheer and boo at a puppet show when you were a super little kid. Now imagine that you can still get that feeling via a semi improvised action adventure stunt show as you age.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Please let him thank the Flying Spaghetti God after a win. I’d make him the first NFL jersey I ever purchased.

I hope Minnesota’s next QB just buys in completely and pledges glory to the mighty Odin. Maybe recite an epic poem during the post game press conference. Really test the politeness of the Minnesota fanbase.

he might not be particularly religious

I like the pizza tracker, but I don’t order for the tracker. Dominoes legit tastes better than it did before. Pizza Hut still tastes greasy. That is why Dominoes is winning, because of the pizza.