I mean, that’s exactly what you did.

I don’t know that playing sports makes him an appropriate target for shaming but the whole sexual assault thing seems like it comfortably clears the bar.

Ah yes, keyboard social justice warriors, stoking the flames of the horrid injustice of punishing people for raping unconscious women.

Hint for future reference: trying to claim that being a SJW is a bad thing makes you look like a jackass.

Looks like he’ll miss at least a month

Does this put him in doubt for the opener?

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

In related news, a camel still isn’t able to pass through the eye of a needle.

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I saw a pretty good documentary about that a while back

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.”

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy

“He’s bona-fide!”

He’s a suitor!

With no job he’ll have to switch to “Fop”.