Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

The only correct response to being told that joke wasn’t funny the first time is informing the commentor that higher altitudes affect brain chemistry to the point where repetition is more humorous, such as the altitude experienced up on your soapbox

That is the most iconic hype song of my generation. That means Death is coming for your ass.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

I see my post from earlier today got immediate results. It must have been from its massive popularity from the rest of kinja.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Why choose a photo of Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

There’s cell phone video of this—but it’s grainy.

attempted to hide the bags under some leaves before being arrested

No. Good pitching is more entertaining than just a fuckton of dingers.

I can get behind this. His first 10 years were GOAT territory. Now he’s fallen off a god damn cliff. Probably because he’s 45 years old.

Are we not drawing a distinction between a take and a goddamn fact???

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

This is false and wrong Tom.

Albert Pujols lies about his age. He’s several years older than he claims.

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.