Check out this gem, Luv. Janis. Summertime.

One of the more annoying rhetorical tactics you see on the internet is the bold, controversial claim, immediately followed by a defensive reaction to criticism along the lines of “Obviously I never meant to claim...,” and then a “clarification” that makes the initial claim much less interesting and worthy of note.

But for God’s sake, don’t give a kid an extra $100 to buy a few burgers and see a movie.

Ah, thanks for the correction. I guess I’ve just heard so many times about how FS1 is struggling with viewership that I assumed it was completely widespread.

Rex coached a Mark Sanchez-led Jets team to consecutive AFC Championship games. He should get a statue in Canton for that coaching performance.

I am a Detroit Lions fan, and I know for a fact that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl ever. If every team in the NFL but the Lions had a Super Bowl title, I'd still pick the Lions to finish last. I'm a fan of the worst team in North American sports. Lions have won 1 fucking playoff game in 58 years. That's less…

LeBron’s peak is still the highest. But this is the first year we got a distinct Playoff LeBron vs Regular Season LeBron. And we will every year from now on. Look at the minute totals listed in the article. He can’t play at his peak for 82 games anymore. That’s why other guys can win the MVP, because that’s a season…

Watching his opposite hand bang against the rim WITH HIS DAMN ELBOW BENT MORE THAN 90 DEGREES gives you a sense of just how high that man can jump. On a dead sprint. At 31. While avoiding contact with both J.R. and Iggy. And while keeping the ball inbounds.

I remember a dozen years ago when Tayshaun Prince chased down…

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

My tombstone will read: “Dez caught that ball.”

In this week’s SI, there’s a quote that really struck me:

Nah. Most white people are great, flaws and all. Which is fortunate considering my mom and dad are white. Would’ve been awkward gathered around the dinner table otherwise.

Relevant:

+ 1 gazillion taxpayer dollars.

Even if it’s a low standard....

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

As long as there’s still 1 ‘best fan’ reading these articles, and irked enough to comment and subsequently cry into their morning cereal, we will push forward. To the very last! Best series in baseball.