As a Tiger fan it was like having your hot ex-girlfriend invite you to her house so you could watch her win the fucking lottery.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

+ 11/22/63

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

It’s like the destitute Catholic factory worker in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life trying the national lottery just once before selling the kids off for medical experiments.

Warriors stunned after Rockets sign and start 5 alien theme park employees in wild playoff upset.

Seth Curry went to Duke. Fuck him forever

It’s “Cardale was denied access to AN proper English class,” you pretentious twat.

I am still high on the fact that the women actually legit stole the show. The only match that could compete was probably the IC ladder match, but I thought the story and fluidity was better in the women’s match. And I am really glad that we did not see Sasha Banks die during that suicide dive.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

I say: run ‘em into the ground. Go for 73. Go for 75! But that’s just one of many reasons I’m not in charge of a basketball team.

Honest question - how many other nexus owners have you encountered in the wild? I bought a galaxy nexus in 2012, upped to a n5 in 2014 and then the n6 last fall. In that time, I've met/seen exactly 2 people with nexuses - my girlfriend's roommate's boyfriend had the n4 in 2013, and I saw a random guy on the train with…

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

“So never swing at a ball. And hit all the strikes for home runs. Got it? Okay, now you try.” - Barry Bonds, hitting coach

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.