Hoo boy, haven’t seen that Japan thing before. Luckily it’s wildly false. TAKE IT AWAY, SNOPES.

Of the ones you listed the Spurs stand out to me because if say Timmy goes down or Kawhi does, the team still doesn’t miss much of a beat.

He didn't dodge the ball so I guess he can't dodge a wrench.

Just subtle enough to work.

Word is Kelly wants Kaep to restructure for 7.08 million because that, of course, is 3/5th of 11.8 million.

* top ten

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

The deal ... would make the Chargers tenants in the stadium ... the Chargers would be L.A.’s secondary football team.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to post what might be the best block I’ve ever seen live:

Noel might have let him know that he was going to jump on his back once the shot went up. Drummond didn’t look surprised at all when this person just landed on his back. It could be that he was just boxing out, but that was some perfect piggyback catch form. Right after the play they walked up the court together…

Exactly. As someone who is, at best, a casual basketball fan, rampant intentional fouling is a huge barrier to me watching more basketball. My housemate is a huge NBA fan so I’ll watch games with him sometimes, and the hack-a-whoever inevitably makes me want to kill myself.

The tough guy talk on free throws is so lame and funny. The reason to change the rule isn’t to “protect” players, it’s that basketball is an entertainment product, and foul fests aren’t entertaining. Did you also complain about eliminating hand checking because it “protected” point guards? Did you complain about the…

Well, 1865 in Maryland, Delaware, Missouri, and Kentucky.

That commercial allowed me to flip off Seahawks fans in the stadium Sunday and yell “THIS IS RUSSELL WILSONS’S BIRD”... it was glorious

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

^^ This ^^ needs a question mark at the end.

Not wrong.