I have to catch up with #TheBachelorette today! What's been happening!?? Describe the season/ or episode in 3 words or less.

Sweet - both for Steenburgen, and that this points to how the show can loop Pornstache back in. His presence was sorely missed during season two. Sorry Bennett, you and Daya are complete snores.

I want it now!

So in a sense, Kerrygold is your lard and savior?

I think it's so cool that 50 Cent has such a good humor about himself. Call me, 50, we should totally hang out.

Chris O'Dowd should not have a Franco-inspired inferiority complex. Given my druthers, I'd take that strapping Irish gentleman any day over borderline creepy James Franco. I mean c'mon, look at him. The beard, the eyes, the curly hair I just want to run my fingers through, it all works.

I would watch it if Goose were a ghost, and then this happened, except with Maverick instead of Demi Moore.

I would watch that Top Gun sequel if it was about how Goose was a ghost and haunted the shit our of Maverick everyday, by like surprising him on the toilet and whatnot. But Maverick just got used to it really fast and then it became an odd-couple type story and at the end they learned to get along after they went on…

Uh huh, James Franco, I'm also sure you invented Post-it notes and Toaster Strudel too.

From Juan Pablo's Wikipedia: "Galavis and his former girlfriend, Venezuelan actress Carla Rodriguez, have a daughter, Camila.^[4][6][16] He is currently dating Nikki Ferrell, whom he met on season 18 of The Bachelor. However he does not love her.^[17]"

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

The Drew Barrymore/Ellen Page story!

LINDY!

Ohhh yes.

I've had a secret crush on him for forever.

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

Not necessarily. Is she in possession of a reindeer jumper?