Lots of people need that good D. That includes Cyrus. I just wish he wasn't paying for it.

I just had this brain storm not too long ago. Instead of thinking what if they don't like me, think what if I don't like THEM? Works like a charm!

This is my new favorite gif.

I'm in the same exact boat that you're in right now except I don't have a job. I was doing well until I lost my job, and I even did ok the first month I was unemployed. Then things turned to shit. But I just go back and remember the times I have felt better. Just hold on. We can do this.

I love the little shoulder shake, it's the best part.

I just read some interesting gossip about them as well, and came to the same conclusion. CDAN perhaps?

Yeah, me too....first boy I ever loved was this exact type, and he was Jewish. Cemented my love of the chosen people.

I've always had a thing for chubby Jewish stoners so when he came on the scene it was like, helllllllooooo nurse!

So this woman George Clooney is dating is basically the female Mark Darcy?

I dated a guy JUST like Troy a few years ago. The 2010's version. Dark glasses, hipster beard, and just spouted this pseudo-philosophical stuff at me ALL THE TIME. The final straw was when he told me he didn't know who Marty McFly was. Then it was just over.

I used to cut off all of my Barbies hair.

I love this movie! So much!

This is the truth. I used to do this kind of work and many of my customers just wanted someone to talk to and someone to "get them". I never made the kind of money these women are talking about, but I did ok.

I keep telling people I have a date with Kevin Spacey tonight, and they all look at me funny.

Now that is a dream come true!

Minus the sushi, this sounds AAAAAmazing!

Jon Hamm is the same way. He can have that scruff on his face, but he JUST fills out a suit. He's ridiculously good looking anyway, but still.

This is not weird. I found myself thinking the same exact thing. I think for me, it's the combination of the accent and his thirst for power at any cost that get me going. And all the suits of course.

About 6 months ago I went to my hairstylist with a picture of a asymmetrical style with bangs, which was a major departure from my kind of "just there" hair. My stylist sits me down in the chair and I proceed to tell her what a bad week I've had and to just start cutting. She was so sweet and asked me if I was sure…

Nothing to add, but I love your screenname. Are you from Cleveland?