And, judging by the Page Six headline, maybe not even female.

OMG—I am SO much less embarrassed that that was my exact first thought now that I know I am not alone. Top human rights barrister!

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

Thank god I'm and old (Gen Xer.. what up 1977!!) so I don't have to claim her as the voice of my generation.

I see what you're doing here. However, could we not compare Alec's shitty justification of 'I might be a homophobe, or not' with Allen's denial of molesting a child in his home? Alec may be a thoughtless impulsive not-creative insult thrower, which certainly smells like disdain for gay men, this in NO WAY compares to…

My favourite Tinder profile pictures are the ones with their cars/motorcycles.

I quite like Rob Lowe as an actor, but just wanted to point out the inconsistency of public opinion that he's seen as an awesome guy and all is forgiven for his underage sex videotape scandal, all the while Woody Allen is perpetually vilified. Perhaps if Allen was better looking and more charming...

There is NO excuse for that!

"Oh, puh-flag. I am starting to like the sound of that!"

His and Vickie's "precreation" of his coming out to his mom is pretty fantastic.

Same! There was actually one particular doll that came with super long hair, safety scissors, and extensions that you were supposed to give haircuts to. I promptly chopped all the original hair off so it had a mullet when I attached the extensions.

I was similar. My mom watched a lot of soaps, so somehow I got this word "affair" in my head which meant, basically, sex, although I didn't know what that was. I would go into the corner of my room so nobody would see me, and make my Barbies say to each other, "Let's have an affair!" and then sort of mash them…

That doll was the Shane of the Shortcake world.

I dyed mine! I tried to blow dry my Cher (from Clueless) doll's hair but it ended up melting her face. So I just created a storyline that she was in some horrible industrial accident.

My barbies had a ton of sex, although I didn't know what "sex" was when I was making them have it. They also played out a lot of really elaborate trashy soap opera scenarios, usually involving the maid trying to steal Ken away from his beautiful wife.

I was too young when I learned about the Holocaust. I shaved all my Barbies and placed them on a cookie sheet, just as my mother was walking into the kitchen. I can't imagine the look on her face when she learned that her little girl was "playing Shoah."

My Kens were subjected to left-leg amputation as soon as they…

Soapdish is one of those movies that remains entertaining no matter how many times I've seen it.

I think it's clear that Kim Kardashian's butt is the actual gestation point for Kelly Clarkson's baby that she is having with Bruce Jenner who is now a woman and so he and Kelly can be married as lesbianistas. No one should be even talking about Juan Pablo. If you are? You're part of the problem. Also? You're fat.