One of the things about Elle (and other fashion magazines) that continually pisses me off and disappoints me is that these magazines continue to do things like this, with women like Adele and Melissa and now Mindy. So that rather then focusing on these editorials and interviews we are instead focusing on the ways…

Assistant United States Attorney David Rosen has a surprisingly sharp sense of humor!

A friend of mine wasn't allowed to watch Dirty Dancing growing up because of its adult themes, even when she was a teenager. I watched it religiously from age 6-12. I sang along to the soundtrack on my walkman during long trips to visit grandma. My mom even let me have a Dirty Dancing themed birthday party when I…

This may make me a huge book snob but after that list I'm pretty confident I couldn't be friends with any of these girls.

Ooooh...did somebody say Magic Mike?? I apologize in advance if I offend anyones delicate eyes but it's bloody cold here in Winnipeg (-51 C gaaah!) and these made me feel warmer....

DAN. CONNER. WHAT.

looks like CGI to me, but then....

Nah, I'm good. I've come to terms with the fact I'm an old spinster and will die alone.

No can do. Second ep of Sherlock comes out that day. Guess I'll have to stay single another year.

However, if you are fat and pregnant, the food shaming NEVER ENDS. If a fat pregnant woman eats a Big Mac, she may as well be chugging a bottle of vodka, the way some people react. If you are thin and pregnant, then it gets to be cute and funny and everyone giggles about the cravings.

I used a picture of myself when I had a horrendous headcold, all snotty and in my pajamas on my dating profile. I'd captioned it "If you can handle me when I look like this, you'll like the way I look the rest of the time." I didn't get many responses, but the one who could deal ended up being THE ONE.

How come none of these religious institutions ever have a problem with providing unmarried men access to Viagra and Cialis through their insurance?

I like to resolve with 'more' in mind, rather than trying to talk shit to myself.

I am going to START a "Ryan Gosling shirtless" news alert in the new year. Brilliant.

Me too! Judi was incredible (per usual) & you just couldn't make this sort of movie up. So outrageous & unbelievable. In MHO, the best actress race is between Dame Judi & Cate Blanchett. Have a feeling Sandy will get it 4 "Gravity." Ms. Bullock did a first rate job in that fine film, but I think Dame Judi & Ms.…

He should go to each and every one of their homes, knock on their doors, ask for them by screen name and proceed to beat the crap out of them. I feel like I saw that in one of his movies...

Gosh, in my experience, it doesn't take much to get a necklace. Especially a pearl necklace.

It's the key to a whole lot of other stuff, too....

lol This sounds like something straight out of a Coen Brothers movie!