There really needs to be awards for best local news witnesses.

This Duck Dynasty stuff reminds me of the Hank Williams Jr. debacle. Monday Night Football was sick of paying him through the nose for singing their promos every week, and then they suddenly discovered the fact that he's a big dumb hick that says offensive things. I don't think A&E engineered it the same way Fox…

I hope Robin Wright rocks that Claire Underwood hair forever. I love it so so much! She and her boyf look happy together, yay for them!

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

Even a tutorial wouldn't help me. I need her to apply my eyeliner. While we are having a BFF sleepover.

Oh, wow. C.U.N.T? I would have never gotten that if it weren't for you. Here is some booty for your trouble. You are doing the Lord's work, really.

I would really like it— it would be a relief of epic proportions— if the media referred to women aged 18 and older as WOMEN not "girls." I find the term infantilizing and disrespectful in a way akin to calling a black man a "boy."

I don't know about you guys, but Steve Carell has morphed into this silver fox that I find quite attractive these days.

They were ... wait for it ... Jinkxed.

Sounds to me like this guy really needs to spend time studying the work of a Christian who knew what the religion was really all about. He may not be with us anymore, but I think we can all agree he could've set Robertson straight on a few things...you know, like love and tolerance.

Man, that could almost be read sarcastically. The Robertsons are really laughing (and praying for all us sinners) their way to the bank.

I live in the Deep South. I don't care much for Duck Dynasty. I suppose I get the appeal of the show for Northerners, but it's such a cheap stereotype of our culture. No one outside of the South ever gets to see the progressive parts of the South (the music, culture, cuisine, history, etc). because it doesn't fit a…

I am with you on that one. If I had to date one older guy, it would be him.

A&E hired a family of rednecks, then react with shock when one of them actually says something that a redneck would say. This is why reality television sucks.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! NOT ALASKA AND SHARON!

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

Hey Lindy-

I saw that movie when it came out and learned an important lesson: If you are a woman past thirty five, dust off your bedside-sittin' chair and your Joni Mitchell CD, sister, because Love is Actually for men of all ages and levels of lumpiness, and the hot young things they chase. Women over 35 get to be wise, but…

Yeah, all I did this year was leave The Patriarchy off my Xmas card list in hopes they'd notice the obvious snub.