A fairly amazing bit on there being no black women on the show, and a thousand white men.

I hope Kerry Washington does a sketch as Julianne Hough.

Joan Rivers dog! What a cutie!

"You smell like a baby prostitute."

I'm not sure if I would've picked Lay's as my first choice to coat in chocolate (if we're going there anyways...) The whole appeal of Lay's as a chip brand for me is how light and crisp they are, which the chocolate would detract from. Coating some kind of super-crunchy thick kettle chip would be better.

Only peripherally related, but I wish we could see Presidential Fitz a bit more often. It seems the only Fitz we see is when he pops up when it's time to screw around with Olivia's life some more. They're always going on about how desperately they need him to be the president, but we never actually get to see him…

1. History of homophobia

How I imagine the Oprah/Jenny McCarthy exchange went down, with Oprah as Don Draper:

Enjoy, bitch!

Olivia Pope's giant wine glass can be the Scandal version of the strategically-placed laundry basket.

this is my Ruby

During a particularly awful time in my past, I was the other woman. I was told that I was the only woman, and that he had broken up with his S.O. that I knew him to be with before. Little did I know, he was with her the entire time. They had been in a coast - to - coast long distance relationship, so it was pretty…

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

Okay, I got this issue (I have NO IDEA how I ended up with a subscription to "Glamour," but that's another story), and the first thing I noticed was that Lady Gaga's waist was photoshopped out of existence.

And totally, yes Internet Support Group for the Relationship Exhausted.

Aw, don't throw in the towel just yet, unless you want to and feel like it could free up alot of your headspace. My grandmother's friend got married at 89 last year. I feel like if I put forth the same effort used to find dates, and apply it to other aspects I'd have graduated like from Harvard at like 19 and started…

It sounds like taking a break from dating will be really good! I know that when I rely on guys to be the excitement in my life, I usually am less of a fun person to be around (and also usually get way more invested in relationships earlier than I should be, just because they're the thing that brightens my day). I hear…