I haven't dined with the Paltrow-Martins either, but I would guess authentically inauthentic. But, disclaimer, Gwyneth Paltrow is my celebrity nemesis. You know how Emma Thompson proudly proclaims her enduring love, in Love Actually, for Joanie Mitchell? I proudly proclaim my un-love, that also goes back to my youth.

Fattest president, AND the only president to serve as a supreme court justice (a position he FAR preferred t the presidency)!

Erin! I know there's an endless list of these, but how could you leave out my most favoritest one?!?!

Separated in 2011, divorced last year. They drifted apart for a while — too much focus on conquering Eternia, not enough on the relationship.

One can make jokes about this, but I find the joking to simply be a way to not cry. When I think about the poverty in this country, and the "middle class" which has turned into a term used to pacify American's into believing that they shouldn't complain, and then I see something like this, my blood reddens with a…

shoes get you places. they have use. they go on your feet and protect you from the street :D

Why so many shoes?

Argh, the ridiculous complaint that women "trick" men with our appearance infuriates me. Do they think a woman is a product and feel screwed over wrt the quality? Because that's how that complaint sounds.

I'm not surprised. More consistent sleep, more stability. Children thrive on stability.

I had some great sex on Thursday night w/ my fuck buddy. I had 4 orgasms within the span of an hour which is a pretty big accomplishment for me and then he even stayed and held me longer than normal. Gonna call him up again for more later this week. :)

Can I get a Hell Yeah! Connected with a guy off of OKC. Just spent 3 hours getting my world rocked. Incredible multiple orgasms. Now I feel like a bowl of delicious jello. All wobbly and relaxed. What an amazing way to end a Sunday. Anybody else having great sexytimes to end the weekend/start the new week?

You don't have to like people to sex them up. A certain detached attitude and a willingness to boot them out afterward will suffice.

Boxed merlot. Like a lady.

I. . . actually believe this apology. I find myself actually a bit moved.

This dude's recurring night terror:

Nothing racist.

True story: I JUST quoted the "So what? Danny Thomas is one too" "That's LEBANESE, Blanche!" line yesterday.

I am more tired of Miley's tongue than of Jon Hamm's pork sword. And that is saying something.

"Both women also know how to rock the sexy librarian glasses!"