So sorry to hear that happened. I do think reacting can be good though. If I'm feeling surly, (which is pretty often, come to think of it) I look at them with my deadest deadpan and say "No." or "Fuck you." or "You smile, fucker." and keep it moving, while gripping my pepper spray just in case. Maybe not always smart,…

Relevant.

Having a big dick is nice, but if the only thing women compliment is your size, you probably need to go back to Fucking 101 and pick up some other skills.

This is some bullshit.

When some man demands that I "smile!", I've been known coldly reply "say something funny." It's gratifying to watch the confusion play out on his face- wha, she talked back? to she isn't just gonna smile? and finally waitaminute, she told ME to do something!?

Ditto. Hence the reason I purchased this sweatshirt after Jezebel featured it. Oh how different the reactions are while wearing it.

Something we were discussing quite a bit over on GT a few weeks ago (I think, I am terrible at time - it was stoked in part by a Rolling Stone article on One Direction) is the fact that young girls especially tend to get rabid and obsessed with celebrity idols, and part of the reason why is that they have no other…

Related: this was Tumblr and funnier than almost anything on the roast.

Dude. Why do people like this always want to do the Jackson 5? Hasn't that family been through pain and suffering? Why not just do the Osmond Family?

she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

The latex Bikini clung tightly to her buttox as she pressed up against him, head down. Miley glanced back at Robin, and their eyes met in a steaming gaze.

She has those pearls clutched so tight her airway is being cut off and she is about to orgasm. Kinky ho.

I don't even know why these people sat down to watch the VMAs with their families when the wholesome, family-friendly Breaking Bad was on.

Same here. I was actually watching Heathers this week and found myself all wistful and nostalgic for Winona Ryder. More Winona movies, please!

I was going to hate-watch Hasselbeck on Monday but I can't remember the childlock code we put on FoxNews.

At least he's not from Lebanon. VANNA'S SON SHACKED UP WITH LESBIAN.

My favourite bit in Pride and Prejudice is the bit where Colin Firth and Hugh Grant fight in the fountain. Jane Austen - what a genius.

I literally just gasped out loud!

and then this happened at every party too, right?