They should have gone with this guy instead

If I could offer some advice from one person with eating issues to another: I used to be exactly the same. I used to be terrified of eating in front of other people. But then I started listening to my body and what it wanted and feeding it food that it needed, not food that I wanted. Now I don't feel bad scarfing a…

People who meet Jenny McCarthy and don't immediately have sex with her have an obvious reason for not having sex with her: they have met her.

If someone wrote me a "love letter" that started out with "The first time I seen you..." they would be immediately kicked to the curb.

First guess for the Liam/JJ text, "I want to damn you." He's practicing for a role as God.

As a black woman, I don't understand wanting to be a part of an organization that's supposed to stand for sisterhood and service that wouldn't want me because of my skin color. Like...no. No way, no how would I even be bothered with trying to rush/pledge what have you. This story doesn't surprise me, though.

Easiest blind item EVER you guys...

I know everyone is really rage-y about this, but that whole statement makes me sad. First of all, it doesn't surprise me to see another abuse victim defend their abuser. Here's someone who, as a young, defenseless child, was victimized by abuse AND now thinks it is OK. That is basically how abuser manipulation work;…

There's a Mayor McCheese joke in there somewhere.

"It's so erotic. Just tie me up like a Christmas ham and rub that sperm all over my eyelids."

It's gonna be so awkward two years from now when they're both contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

She has no limits, does she?

As strange as it seems, when I was depressed, the only time I felt severely suicidal was when I was PMSing. The rest of the time, it was a thought in my mind, but it only seemed like an imperative right before my period. I had to remind myself that I was PMSing.

Age: 16

So your saying that this won't help me lose weight? Well, then I guess I'm just going to have to not lose weight then. Problem solved. :)

Like she even holds a candle to Carmen Sandiego, international woman of mystery.

what bublé said about his baby is great — i wish more moms/dads who had that experience would share it. the whole "as soon as i looked into my baby's eyes, it was the most overwhelming love i've ever felt/the whole world made sense/nothing else mattered" narrative is quaint and all, but it isn't the experience…

Please explain to me why Bethenny Frankel has a career on television. This is one of the great mysteries of life, or at least of entertainment.

At least Buble is saying something. Not everybody has that instant feeling of love for their brand-new squalling red sculpture of goo. My SIL was so worried about it, that she had read and heard all these things about magically feeling a deep bond with their babies, and she didn't feel it so she thought she was a bad…

"That book wasn't even good porn! For Christ's sakes someone needs to give you kids some Marquis de Sade!"