No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Like, do you think they even showed Ferrigno actual professional baseball players holding the bat?  Or were they just; here you go big man, hold this big stick and stand still? 

Anti-hero?

fun fact, big time strong men competitors just eat entire cheesecakes.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

“Would you say you’re open to new things?”

smells like CK One right, right? but it’s not

Go deserves so much more love than it gets. William Fichtner is always awesome.

+1 Grumpy Father with a limp

The mental image of Marshawn Lynch fully dressed and drinking cognac from the bottle makes me smile from ear to ear.

Fuck Pete Carroll with Ben Shapiro’s tiny dick and Steven Crowder pushing.

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s…

The pic of Wilson used in the lead of this article looks like he’s auditioning for a high school teen comedy series on Nickelodeon. “The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.”